She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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