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we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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