I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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