bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
third nipple confirmed
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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