my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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