is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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