I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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