He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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