sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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