I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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