**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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