Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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