The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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