Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Randomize
