i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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