I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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