Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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