i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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