eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
