i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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