belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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