yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I can't put those talents on a resume
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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