on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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