Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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