Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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