You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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