**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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