Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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