His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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