I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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