Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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