so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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