oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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