god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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