i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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