I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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