i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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