I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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