I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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