He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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