I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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