lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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