My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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