I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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