Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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