White coat. Heels.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's never too late to be topless.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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