i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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