Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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