Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
It's shark week go big or go home
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
