i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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