I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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