these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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