oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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