why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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