I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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