Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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