New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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