Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
