I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
