Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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